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I made this to display my sketches and to share my definitely non-ragebaity opinions on things.

Here I ramble about random stuff, most of which was written because I was bored while at the beach. I have no idea what I'm talking about most of the time. My opinions are forged from truth and sharp critical analysis and they are meant to be taken as gospel.

Top 10 Games of all Time1. Modded Minecraft (GTNH, E2E)
2. pre2022 Bee Swarm Simulator[citation needed]
3. Halfsword
4. Idle Games (CGI, Pickcrafter, Infinite Dimensions, Egg Inc.)
5. Ultrakill
6. Wolfenstein
7. Angry birds (original, rio, go, epic, bad piggies too)
8. PvZ1-> PvZ1 Modded-> PvZ2 Modded-> PvZ2 Vanilla from before all of the slop, i suppose before leveling was added, modern vanilla pvz2 is cheeks please play reflourished or alternate univerz
9. Viscera Cleanup Detail
9,1. Guns, Gore and Cannoli 2
9,2. Resident Evil 6 was pretty awesome idk why people hate it
10. Zuma Deluxe and Revenge
11. Binding of Isaac if i wasnt chopped
12. Serious Sam 2 and 4
12,5. Trombone Champ
13. Hay Day?
Honorable Mention: Roblox Arsenal is the manifestation of Wrath as a Deadly Sin
honorable mention2: Shotgun King has the best music i have ever heard in a gamedishonorable mention: stardew valley is highkey cheeks yet i played for 200 hours thinking it gets better (it doesnt if ur not zesty), pam and george are the best characters, penny is the only bearable dateable character, alex should be deleted from the game, sve sophia is such obvious goonbait 😭😭😭 the best stardew mod has to be the one where your grandpa gives haley the farm instead and she makes you do semi impossible tasks for her while insulting you

Top 10 2010's games1. SPITE CANNON 1 AND 2 ts was the bomb in 2011
2. Magic Ball 3D, Magic Ball 2, any of these variations of games
3. CHICKEN INVADERS 🗣🗣🗣
4. HOBO 🗣🗣
5. Mushroom Madness
6. Zuma is so goated it got in both top 10s
7. pvz1 is also goated i remember replaying the game over and over and over up until 3-10 cause i was chopped at like 6 years old and couldnt do fog
8. Swords and Soul
9. 2D Minecraft on Silvergames
10. Roblox Cleaning Simulator (too poor for viscera cleanup detail)
honorable mention: worldcraft, had these hyperrealistic 3 block wide tarantulas as spiders, horrible game by any standards besides the standards of a minecraftless 9 year old
fireboy and watergirl was straight cheeks i never liked that game

Top whatever best minecraft mods because i felt like it0. Anything Gregtech or Gregtech adjacent
seriously one of the greatest things to have ever hit minecraft. factorio and satisfactory wish they could compare (idk i never played either)
1. Applied Energistics 2
2. EnderIO
3. Mekanism and immersive engineering are pretty mid they can share the 3rd place
4. Tinkers construct 🗣🗣
5. those insane TNT mods from like 2015 youtube showcases
6. another tnt mod but this one specifically also added various poop blocks and poop water
7. galacticraft? its mid but nostalgic
8. Chisel and bits? havent touched it in years but its great
9. i used to love ProjectE lol
10. i also used to love ex nihilo for whatever reason (its mid)
dishonorable mention: thaumcraft

Top 10 Worst Games of all Time0. Roblox Arsenal
1. post2022 Bee Swarm Simulator. Straight. Ass. Dev turned it into a macro simulator to keep engagement high and for premium payouts. Turned the best simulator on roblox into shittier Hypixel Skyblock without the things that make Skyblock fun. Dev said he's removing the rng in honeymaking, did that by forcing players to play (macro) NONSTOP. Ruining such a good game in a single mid-sized update is honestly admirable.
2. any BIG GAMES roblox game besides paintball cause i was goated at that like 6 years ago
3. literally any mainstream triple a game, all of them look the same, it feels like every other aspect of the game is sacrificed for unimpressive hyper realistic graphics, cod, fifa, whatever microtransactional slop, never got the appeal
4. i cant play horror games (fnaf lore from before scott sold out is goated)
5. i cant play team games (ktane seems fun but im too lazy to learn it)
6. social games
7. league of legends (chopped interface chopped ui mostly chopped characters chopped game design, never played it)
8. supercell games (hayday is acceptable and i like watching people play clash royale)
9. Yandere Simulator 😭😭 (addicted to the dev drama though)
10. specifically the cracked unofficial 1.5.2 minecraft launcher i was forced to use in 2016 that thing was haunted
HM: 98% of roblox games that came out after 2020
dishonorable mentions: rocitizens wiped my save file with a fully decorated mansion in like 2018, never got over townhall 5 cause clash kept resetting itself,
boom beach was so chopped how did i play that 🥀🥀🥀

Top 10 Worst Games of all Time0. Roblox Arsenal
1. post2022 Bee Swarm Simulator. Straight. Ass. Dev turned it into a macro simulator to keep engagement high and for premium payouts. Turned the best simulator on roblox into worse Hypixel Skyblock without the things that make Skyblock fun. Dev said he's removing the rng in honeymaking, did that by forcing players to play (macro) NONSTOP. Ruining such a good game in a single mid-sized update is honestly admirable.
2. any BIG GAMES roblox game besides paintball cause i was goated at that like 6 years ago
3. literally any mainstream triple a game, all of them look the same, it feels like every other aspect of the game is sacrificed for unimpressive hyper realistic graphics, cod, fifa, whatever microtransactional slop, never got the appeal
4. i cant play horror games (fnaf lore from before scott sold out is goated)
5. i cant play team games (ktane seems fun but im too lazy to learn it)
6. social games
7. league of legends (chopped interface chopped ui mostly chopped characters chopped game design, never played it)
8. supercell games (hayday is acceptable)
9. Yandere Simulator 😭😭 (addicted to the dev drama though)
10. specifically the cracked unofficial 1.5.2 minecraft launcher i was forced to use in 2016 that shit was haunted
HM: 98% of roblox games that came out after 2020
dishonorable mentions: rocitizens wiped my save file with a fully decorated mansion in like 2018, never got over townhall 5 cause clash kept resetting itself,
boom beach was so chopped how did i play that 🥀🥀🥀

Top game OSTs since the paleozoic era0. Shotgun King, its just too good
1. The Binding of Isaac. I may be chopped at the game but I'll always love the music. Started with the basement and cave theme from the flash game and I was hooked. Its all so helpless and hopeless. Rebirth, Antibirth, Repentance and Onyx all have many amazing tracks i could be here all day naming songs. Quick top 3 is stargazer, deep rotten soulbound party and morticide
2. idk
3. Serious Sam 4
4. Metal Gear Rising Revengeance
5. idk
6. idk
7. Minecraft
8. Paint the town red
9. idk

Massive rant about Undertale and Deltarune ahead. Trigger warning for undercels and deltacels:these games are washed at best, extremely chopped gameplay, wattpad-like dialogue and plot points, if there is even a plot, i dont know, it all flows like a fever dream. some of the music is heavenly, the rest is painfully mid, theres some clever character design (big flowey, skeleton brothers, undyne in the cool armor, both asgore versions) but like the games are so boring bro ive never witnessed a full run of either because its so boring. actually i sat through undertale genocide cause you get to kill everyone. how are people entertained by this. its corny wattpad fiction with pixelated sprites. none of these characters are relatable because they live in a fever dream. okay maybe divorced asgore is relatable. he definitely is. the deer girl is so obnoxious and chopped i forgot her name. ill spare her dad cause i think hes in the hospital. hes also chopped. tenna is so unfunny i wonder if its on purpose. and his name is stupid. the canon ships are so zesty and forced and its all fan service. where is the entertainment value. theres no hard quotes. ok maybe flowey has some hard quotes about murdering everyone. i know frisk is yellow to make them racially ambiguous but they look ridiculous. im aware the characters dont have to be attractive but some of them are so chopped it pisses me off. the deltarune trio is pretty good (not surprising as they are the protagonists), kris x ralsei is top tier goonbait and im fully baited. the yuri is disgraceful. enigmatic encounter and disbelief papyrus are okay, i like the music. once i cried from youtube editing burnout and the disbelief papyrus phase 4 theme was playing. deltarune has to be the corniest game out there. i hate berdly so much.

Every time I am asked why I quit Youtube I can sense this specific intonation that I haven't seen anywhere else, it's like when toddlers ask questions while being oblivious about existence itself because they haven't gained sentience yet. This is not to insult anyone that asks me that question, but i had to point this out because it always happens, and it only happens with this question, which i find really odd. Maybe people really cant fathom me quitting such "easy money" and popularity just like that, just because I was "done", as I always put it, because I cant afford to monologue for 5 minutes to explain my motives. The money was relatively easy, but it was still work. Honestly, it was really mentally draining. Yeah, all I had to do is sit in my chair and edit videos about a silly game I like, and the money just flowed. But if you break it down, it wasn't just that. I wont go into detail but my problem is that I am rarely pleased with my own work, so, on top of the stress of managing a Youtube channel, keeping the flame going, always haunted by the thought that I'
m disappointing my fans, the game itself turning into absolute shit in 2022, running low on ideas, having done most of the things i wanted to cover on the channel, reaching my goal and being satisfied with it (10k subs), failing to set new goals, burnout from so much editing, the stress from having so many eyes on MY amateur content, I also had to manage always being partially unsatisfied with my work, as well as my lack of motivation to try new things when I already edited for probably hundreds of hours at that point. All of these while I was 15-16 years old. Of course I quit. The money wasn't everything. I never saw Youtube as a job. It always remained a hobby. That I started to prove to myself and everyone that I can do Youtube. At least on a small scale. As a one man army. Which I succeeded. So, once again, I quit.

Hard quotes for Hard times..... tuff.I will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the stars! I will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy!
- Gabriel, UltrakillI don't want to go there. It's the last place I'd want to end up. But that's where I always end up anyway. Only, it's not me talking to the Pink Flamingo, but someone who looks the part down to the finest detail, except that he's evil.
The Flamingo speaks. It can speak here. It says: mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN.
- Address Unknown, Max PayneInfinite Mana worthy of an Egoist
-The Everlasting Guilty Pool, Botania // MinecraftI've a thousand open eyes that see it all, I cannot
Pretend that I'm blind, they pierce afar, their ache won't stop
- Translated "Specii - Vezi" lyricsI've seen it all
I have seen the trees
I have seen the willow leaves
Dancing in the breeze
I've seen a man killed
By his best friend,
And lives that were over
Before they were spent.
- Björkbeg farewell to shattered bones
bones that shape your interior
bones that make you who you are
bones like the water of a river flowing towards destiny
- The Decayed, Minecrafthello everybody my name is welcome
- bagamumJourneyMap: Press [J]
- JourneyMapyour deck is no skill uncle
- bobbyDeath at the gates again. Howling my name. Can't greet you today. I have a war to win.
- B.J. BlazkowiczNah, I'd Win.
- GojoI will put you back together.
- William AftonWarm quilt of daydreams, stolen, by the cold winds of reality.
- B.J. BlazkowiczWhy'd I put a Wall-nut on your hand? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAZY!!!!!!
- CRAZY DAVEWe are horses, not humans.
- goon, Squid GameThis prison... to hold... ME?
- Sisyphus, UltrakillIT TAKES ONE-THOUSAND WORKERS A FULL YEAR TO PRODUCE A SINGLE TROMBONE.
- Trombone ChampAlright, let's see, we got sweet and sour chicken or beef or- wait a minute, that doesn't look regulation. There's something sniffy about this one... OH MAH GAWD, IT'S A RICEUSSY
- brandonWas a time I was scared of you, was a time I'da pissed myself had a gun pointed at my head. You know what I feel right now? Not a goddamn thing.
- B.J. Blazkowicz to his dadCOWS LOVE THE SOUND OF A TROMBONE (BECAUSE THEY ARE SMART)
- Trombone ChampHa ha ha
- Chief Keef[citation needed]
- Wikipedia